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How to make the most of your snow day, with Dominic Moore [x]
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
that’s why storms are named after people
Fuck, I want to be kissed like this.
Is this 50 shades of grey?
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
its like jello shot heaven
it’s like looking at my future trip to the hospital